The Republic of CINOCI 26 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 1.686 billion CINOCI 26ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 26.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The CINOCI 26ian economy, worth 79.4 trillion Cilantros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,107 Cilantros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events, and all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. CINOCI 26's national animal is the Liger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CINOCI 26 is ranked 147,028^th in the world and 2,983^rd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Food Quality, scoring 15.84 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.